All you have to do is take  23 US One Dollar Bills and write your desire in  a Cartoon bubble  coming from Adam Weishaupt’s … um… I mean George Washington’s   …. mouth on each bill. Fold them so only the pyramid is on top. Wrap them all together in a single bundle by winding a Gold cord around them 16 time.  Throw them in a fire  and immediate begin wildly dancing to and singing along with “Let Me Stand next to your fire” By Jimi Hendrix. Continue dancing and singing until you collapse in exhaustion. Take the ash from the fire and mail it  along with a letter passionately entreating to protect the rights of gay whales to bear arms for Jesus, to any legislative politician within  who’s jurisdiction you reside,  Then’ fageda bout it’ (or how ever you would write Forget about it to sound like Mafia dude)

NOT!!!!!

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Important: Please, don’t actually send ash to anyone. Envelopes with powders in them are a touchy thing, especially when sent to government buildings….Please Do not be that kind of fool… However, Feel free to do the rest though…